People dont realize how physically depleating the arts are. Things like orchestra and ballet.
I cant tell you how many times i’ve screwed up my hands, wrists, arms, and muscles playing the cello. I’ve have my vein pop over my knuckle, muscle spasms, scoliosis, and most recently tendinitis. My…
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7 98That just…it…I can’t…I knew what was going to happen and I STILL CRIED!
I love this show.
| Mom: | Do anything else fun in Vegas? |
|---|---|
| Me: | I figured out how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue. |
| Mom: | That better not be a euphemism for something dirty. |
1 21Rules:
1 - Make a list of fifteen characters.
2 - Ask your followers to send you an Ask with questions about the characters. Questions might include things like: “One, Nine, and Fifteen move in together. Is this a really bad idea?” and “Four and Fourteen meet in a bar. What happens next?”
3 - After your followers have asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.
15 Characters:
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
For anyone who has ever had to put a child to bed. C’mon, admit it, it’s what we’re all thinking when we read those books.
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12476 #if there was a movie of my life this would be the opening theme
i am screaming.
I totally knew it was coming
I burst out laughing anyway
I AM CACKLING.
THIS WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY
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026. Go to an aquarium
Yes, I have gone 21 years without ever setting foot in an aquarium, until Tuesday that iswhen I went with some friends to the Shark Reef Aquarium at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. It was fantastic. A part of it (the part where you get to see all the sharks!) is a “sunken ship” which was awesome. There were parts of the floor that were glass, so you could see what was swimming under you and there were also parts of the ceiling like that. There was this huge, Marlin-like shark (it’s got a really long, really sharp, pointy nose? What are those called? Anyone?) that swam over us. I geeked out. A lot.
106. Learn to walk in high heels.
Another part of the grand Las Vegas Adventure. Our first night there, we went to Lavo’s at the Palazzo. It definitely lived up to all the hype and expectation, the food was phenomenal! Since it was kind of a dressy looking place, I donned my heels in an attempt to dress up my jeans a bit. What I hadn’t realized was we were leaving the Palazzo immediately after and walking the Strip. I figured it would be ok—big mistake. We walked a mile up the Strip from the Venetian to the Cosmopolitan. And then we walked a mile back. That’s two miles in high heels. My feet were killing me and blistered up pretty bad, but it was worth it. I can now walk in high heels without breaking my neck and, as an added bonus, I discovered the wonder that is Fast Flats. The wonderful people at Dr. Scholl’s and the CVS at the Venetian were my best friends that night.
136. Tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
Yes, I realize there is an incredibly sexual connotation behind this one, but just get your minds out of the gutter, this had nothing to do with that. While at a restaurant with a great drinks’ special, my friend ordered a drink that had maraschino cherries in it, so I stole one of the cherries (I love them for some strange reason) and proceeded to tie the stem into a knot with my tongue. It was surprisingly easy (get your minds out of the gutter!)
151. Go to Las Vegas.
Went to Veags. Stayed at the Venetian. Did lots of cool stuff. That’s all you need to know.
152. Play the slots at least once (preferably while in Vegas) just to say I have.
Played slots at the Cosmopolitan and Treasure Island. They were just penny slots for the most part—I’m such a big spender! Ha.
157. Put the lemon in play.
Took some great photos of The Traveling Lemon for the Lemons and Landmarks project. It took a surprising amount of effort and hunting to actually find a lemon to put into play. Las Vegas is very stingy with its citrus fruits for some reason, but eventually, I did find one (a very photogenic one) and snapped a couple of photos of it at the Venetian, Paris Las Vegas, McCarran International Airport, and the plane back to Phoenix. I’m a geek, I embrace that fact.
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